Top Ten Reasons Your PC Is on The Verge Of Calling It A Career

Posted: November 19th, 2010

I’m not ashamed to admit it, I’ve used a Windows PC all my life. Sure, we like to make fun of it but often it is taken for granted for the workhorse that it is. It’s time we acknowledge its longtime use and give you some signs that it may be on its way to keeping that start button off for good.

10. Just can’t keep up anymore with those annoying little iPods.

9. Way exhausted from loading up all them heavy Photoshop files.

8. All those nasty viruses from porn site visits finally catching up with it.

7. Just had it with your grandparents using it whenever they come around.

6. Doesn’t quite share the same connection with your Twitter friends as you do.

5. That goes double for Facebook.

4. Been dying to show off for the past month that nifty blue screen.

3. It wasn’t like it didn’t notice you eagerly browsing around the Apple store.

2. Face it, they don’t make them today like they did those Windows 95 machines.

1. Going on a permanent defrag with Clippy Clippy.

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  • Natalia Sylvester

    November 19th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Funny enough, I’m actually in the middle of cleaning out some files and apps that I never use from my Mac, in the hopes of freeing up some space. Happens to all of us!
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  • Mike Fook

    November 20th, 2010 at 11:54 am

    In Mike’s house – it would bail out after one too many throws of the keyboard into the monitor. I gotta get me a mac.
    Mike Fook´s last blog post ..Kicking Life’s Ass! Now in the Final Days

  • Johnny

    November 22nd, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    @Mike – Me too.

  • Johnny

    November 22nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    @Natalia – Hope the spring cleaning goes well!