We’ve all been there before. Clients scream at us, projects have to get redone, payments aren’t received… and that was just before noon today. Well here you have the best remedies to get you through the rest of the day:
10. Turn on the caps lock key for the day.
9. Quit and return to the comforts of your old job at the IHOP.
8. Go postal. Shoot the faces off the pictures on your desk.
7. Go to Las Vegas. If everything else goes bad, your luck must be good here.
6. Take it to Twitter and Facebook where everyone loves to hear about your bad day.
5. Try to cheer yourself up with that next day being a brand new day bullshit.
4. Pretend its all one big conspiracy playing a cruel joke on you. Have nice chuckle.
3. Find a glass house to throw rocks at.
2. Fill a glass full of water. Drink half of it. Now look at the glass as half-full.
1. A can of Coca-Cola along with a quart of rum.