Murphy’s Laws of Freelancing

Posted: August 30th, 2010

Murphy’s Laws apply to all aspects of life and work. When you think about though, weren’t they made especially for freelancing? For example…

If anything can go wrong in freelancing, it will. You’ll survive though. Maybe.

Work always comes at you when you are busiest. When you are not busy at all, lots of luck to you.

As a freelancer, you are doomed to repeat history no matter how much of it you learn in advance.

Just wing it. No one will notice.

Your client told you X but he really meant Y.

You told your client X, but he really heard Y.

You really hope to earn X dollars. You really earn X – Y dollars where Y is the time in hours you spend on Twitter.

You will develop a debilitating addiction to coffee and/or cigarettes. Luckily no one will notice the tremors since you never leave the house.

Your client is willing to pay up to 110% more than what you actually charging him.

The amount of time you spend writing an estimate is inversely proportional to the likelihood that you will actually get the project.

Vacation is solely defined as the time you spend NOT working (i.e. eating, sleeping). Commonly mistaken for “trip” which must be some word in German or something.