Top Ten Reasons For a Freelancer to Expect a Lump of Coal From Santa Claus

Posted: December 23rd, 2010

Let’s see, were you a good little freelancer this year? Come on, fess up.

Yep, that’s what I thought. So here’s why Santa is making a special trip to a nearby pit mine for you.

10. You really needed something to heat your apartment with.

9. No worries… makes the perfect regift to a deadbeat client.

8. Make that a perfect weapon to use on the deadbeat client.

7. Oh, looks like that was actually a payment from the client.

6. Well, still more edible than a fruitcake from grandma.

5. You’ll be stoked to have the latest iPaperweight around.

4. Which doubles as a stress-relief tool to smash a computer screen with.

3. Might be a sign to finally stop cutting corners already.

2. Who cares… I just got a new Justin Bieber CD as a gift from Mom.

1. It’s not much different from what you get paid anyway.