Let’s see, were you a good little freelancer this year? Come on, fess up.
Yep, that’s what I thought. So here’s why Santa is making a special trip to a nearby pit mine for you.
10. You really needed something to heat your apartment with.
9. No worries… makes the perfect regift to a deadbeat client.
8. Make that a perfect weapon to use on the deadbeat client.
7. Oh, looks like that was actually a payment from the client.
6. Well, still more edible than a fruitcake from grandma.
5. You’ll be stoked to have the latest iPaperweight around.
4. Which doubles as a stress-relief tool to smash a computer screen with.
3. Might be a sign to finally stop cutting corners already.
2. Who cares… I just got a new Justin Bieber CD as a gift from Mom.
1. It’s not much different from what you get paid anyway.