Top Ten Things To Do When Twitter Is Down

Posted: September 2nd, 2009

Yes, we are all hooked to Twitter by an umbilical cord. Nothing wrong with that. But what in the world do we do if it goes down again? These will get you by:

10. Just go ahead and scream to yourself “Bagels and butter rocked this morning!” to get that out of the way.

9. Stare at the stock ticker on CNN.

8. Go back to that sexy chat room for old time’s sake.

7. Read a sentence from a book. Stop and think. Repeat.

6. Lookup “mashable” to see what the hell they are all about.

5. Repeatedly attempt to tweet “Twitter back up!” and hope you’ll be the first to break the news.

4. Use a perfectly good substitute.

3. Or… check for a Google Twitter. That should be done by now.

2. Sit there and absolutely die!

1. Talk face to face with your “other” friends.

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